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#Chicago #police conclude that the alleged #homophobic, #racist #attack on #JussieSmollett was a #hoax. Now even CNN is calling out the lies of this #Black #Half-Jew.




Smollett paid two #Nigerian actors to help him orchestrate this hoax, putting a #rope & a little #bleach on him while yelling "This is MAGA country!"


https://edition.cnn.com/2019/02/16/entertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

#NotTheOnion #rofl #humor #fun #lol #hoax #hoaxes #jew #jews #media #msm #mainstreammedia #Smollett
 

#Bee: RBG resumes work at Supreme Court

Half-human, half-robot Justice enters Supreme Court, introduces self as Ruth Bader Gins-Borg





WASHINGTON, D.C.—Yesterday after the #UnitedStates #SupremeCourt opened and #justices began filing in, a half-robot, half-human with the face of #RuthBaderGinsburg entered wielding an arm cannon, body armor, enhanced retinal targeting, and an integrated jetpack. “I AM RUTH BADER GINS-BORG. PLEASE PROCEED,” the #cybernetic #justice said to her colleagues, then reclined in her provided Windsor chair which was instantly crushed under the weight of her new cybernetic body.

Overall, #Gins-Borg performed well, never falling #asleep or showing any signs of #fatigue. “She didn’t even blink,” said Judge #SonyaSotomayor who claims the #cyborg justice stared at her for a large portion of the proceedings with one empty, soulless eye. At one point Sonya quietly whispered into the vacant #robot #woman’s ear, “is that you in there Ruth? What have they done to you?”

Some concerns were raised when an #abortion bill was brought before the #court and #Ginsborg began repeatedly shouting, “TERMINATE. TERMINATE. TERMINATE!” Technicians were brought in and, after a brief #reboot, court resumed as usual.

“Any concern that Ruth will be resigning her chair can be put to rest at this point,” said lead technician Robert Cornell. “She’s now running on the most powerful #lithium-ion #battery in the world, is plated with #titanium body armor, runs on an #Intel #Xeon processor, and can get a strong #wifi signal practically anywhere.” Ginsborg’s technicians believe she will remain on the court #centuries after everyone on this #Earth is dead and gone.

#Ginsburg made history as the second female appointed to the court by #BillClinton in 1993. Now, as #RuthBaderGins-Borg, she has made history again as the first United States Supreme Court cyborg justice.

#TheOnion #Bee #rofl #humor #fun #lol #RBG #deathwatch
 

Tardigrade Inferno - WE ARE NUMBER ONE






2:23 min music video
#music #candy #rock #russian #lol
 

"Ligue du LOL" : une vague de mises à pied dans les rédactions françaises


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#breakingnews #dans #françaises #les #ligue #lol #mises #news #pied #quot #rédactions #une #vague

Le scandale de cyberharcèlement secoue depuis vendredi dernier le monde médiatique français. Plusieurs journalistes, notamment à Libération et aux Inrocks, ont été mis à pied.Image/photo
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"My husband and I have decided to raise our child genderless."


#rofl #humor #fun #lol #queer #crazy #lgbt #lgbtq #trans #gender #mental #nutjobs
 

#PresidentTrump trolls Elizabeth Warren xD


#NotTheOnion #rofl #humor #fun #lol #Pocahontas #ElizabethWarren #Democrats #Dems #Democrat #DemocratParty #DemocraticParty
 

Ich denke der Witz ist fast unschlagbar. Wer den nicht teilt wird bestraft 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

3 texanische #Chirurgen unterhalten sich auf dem Golfplatz. Sagt der eine : "ich bin der beste Chirurg von #Texas! Ein Konzertpianist verlor 7 Finger bei einem #Unfall. Ich hab sie wieder angenäht und morgen gibt er ein Privatkonzert bei der #Queen."
Sagt der zweite :" das ist doch gar nichts! Ein junger Mann verlor bei einem Unfall beide Beine und beide Arme. Ich hab sie wieder angenäht und 2 Jahre später hat er die Goldmedaille bei den olympischen Spielen gewonnen. "
Sagt der dritte :" ihr seid #Amateure! Vor einigen Jahren ritt ein #Cowboy bekifft und besoffen frontal in einen Zug. Alles was noch übrig blieb war der Arsch des Cowboys und die blonde Mähne des Pferdes. Ich hab ihn operiert und heute ist er #Präsident der Vereinigen Staaten von Amerika. "
#Trump #Humor #LOL #lustig #witz
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#NotTheOnion: Man sues his Mother for giving birth to him "without consent"

This is your #world on #feminism – helluva drug! No breaks on that train! XD


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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html


A man is planning to sue his parents in India for giving birth to him 'without his consent'.

Raphael Samuel said he had a 'great relationship' with his parents but has compared having children to 'kidnapping and slavery'.

The 27-year-old from…

#rofl #humor #fun #lol #epic #ClownWorld #i-dont-know-which-hashtags-to-put-here-anymore
 

#Headline: Ginsburg makes 1st public appearance since cancer surgery!

#Text: The 85-year-old Ginsburg is attending a concert. The justice sat in the back of the darkened auditorium at the National Museum of Women in the Arts. The National Constitution Center, which sponsored the concert, did not permit photography.





#NotTheOnion #rofl #humor #fun #lol #RBG #deathwatch
 
Common it's going to be fun!
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