I have found out that for the default directory at
the timeout of one second is simply to short. I have raised it's minimum value now to 3 seconds.

Plus I replaced '\Friendica\Some\Foo' with \Friendica\Some\Foo::class so your used IDE/PHP editor can find it easier + it must really be there.

Pull-request is out:
https://github.com/friendica/friendica-directory/pull/71

I now own a #S9 #Antminer from #Bitmain for some weeks (already). It runs really loud and I turn it only on when I'm out of house or want to have it running. It has a nice web interface and even #SSH with root (some #Linux embeded system). I setup quickly everthing and mining #Peercoins is working as expected (I run it in eco-mode). But what I later found out is that the SSH root password is simply "admin" which is a well-known password.

So here is my advice: If you intend to buy and run it (locally or on public Internet) please *do change* your SSH password! If you fail to do so, somebody might be able to change your pool login data and then he is receiving the coins you want to mine on your electricity bill! And I'm sure that he will then change root password to his own so you have to (somehow?) flush the memory to have factory-default settings (including password, I hope) back.

Here are some pictures of my miner, including screenshots which is just below my computer table (and it can be very noisy):


#Nextcloud

I just wonder what is wrong with this?

I have now decided to picture myself (and I currently still wear it) with a #t-shirt I have bough a few weeks ago from #spreadshirt shop:



#eatpussy #vegetarism

I'm done with that nonsense of bashing this and that:

• No #boobs-bashing, every adult #boobs are beautiful!
  
• No #pussy-bashing, every adult #pussy is beautiful!
  
• No #penis-bashing, every adult #penis is beautiful!
  
• No #browser-bashing, every #browser brings you into the Internet!
  
• No #car-bashing, every #car brings you from A to B.

I'm really done with that. I saw it on #GirlsAskGuys again. I could continue on the list. Feel free to add more.

This evening I have again one of my favorite meals on my desk:


#Tortelloni from a local supermarket which has spinach inside and a spicy tomato-cream, easily done: Tomato mark/paste, water, salt, black pepper spice, paprika spice, some red-chilli spice and basilica spice. Mix all together so it will become creamy!

Enjoy your meal!

I just found this 4:28 long video clip on #Youtube (I use a proxy here) where a lesbian was giving "great romantic advice" to heterosexual/straight men. When I finished watched it my first impression was being shamed by that lesbian. As she continues, she dated a "straight" woman (maybe bisexual?) who was easily impressible by some "common sense", like looking into a woman's eyes, asking her about her passions and "going down" (means giving correct #Cunnilingus )to her.

As I can only talk about myself, I was blocked with my emotions towards my now-ex-wife as she constantly blames me for expressing emotions by smiling at her or showing her a sad face. She was was always asking: "Why do you smile/look sad?" Well, isn't the answer obvious?

And about flowers, she was very picky about it: Blue roses only! Not red, as red could express love to her but no: blue! Blue is a cold and technical color, it doesn't express love at all. Okay, her "taste" (or blame on me?) I guess.

Then next #Cunnilingus. She said we don't know or go down on our women to less. I can easily say "No" to both! I know how to lick a woman, not on first try but after some attempts #multiple #orgasms come (not guaranteed, of course!). So if you want to know the "secret" 5 Top rules, here they are:

But first: A good minimum 40 minutes long foreplay, but don't let it become boring! When she wants you to lick her, go over there immediately. It can go like this: For the next 30 minutes kiss her from top to bottom, but avoid and only come dangerously close to the vulva. Then repeat it within 15 seconds. Breath hot air on her clitoris. Only slightly touch it with your tongue.

1) Gentleness and slowness. Start it slow and adapt to her personal desires/preferences.
2) Do as SHE likes, that includes positions, patterns, speed and intensity (pressure of tongue on licked area). There is NO universal licking pattern!
2.1) Positions: clitoris, outer/inner labia, vaginal entrance (is stimulative), vagina/pussy (requires pushing again the vaginal wall), dam (and Anilingus, if she likes it)
2.2) Patterns: Vertical (bottom to top), horizontal, cycle and
inverted-v-shape.
3) Non-verbal communication. Talks interrupt the Cunnilingus, non-verbal is easy: stroke his head (as a being licked woman) when you like it, release the head when not.
4) Variation in 2) during regular licks: find out what she else likes, only 35% can ONLY be stimulated at their clitoris.
5) When it comes to orgasm, keep all 4 in 2) constant (no variation is wanted here then)

This is basically it. So no blame here (even in a "stand-up comedy" show), but straight out neutral and general instructions on how to do it.

So when a lesbian thinks she licks better than straight men, then sorry sweetie, but you are selfish! You are a woman, too, not a man. Sure most men go down immediately to the clitoris and remain there (rule 4 is broken then). And that, of course, needs being corrected.

And oh, here is the said video clip:
https://invidious.13ad.de/watch?v=QCq19X-TPj0

#invidious

About 2 weeks ago I uploaded a video about my free opinion about the #LGBTQ community. I said it there clearly, in reference to a question on #girlsaskguys that I only support them as far as human rights goes. Surely I also mean local rights for everybody has.

So why should I support any further rights than already given (in Germany at least, where I live). I don't live in an other country where rights are restricted to only straight couples and I found that NOT right but again: Why should I support their rights while I'm straight?

Sure my video came out of a mood caused by the GaG community (there are a lot a hating people heating up discussions and I blocked there many of those, insulting me and my girlfriend (accusation of "old-man-fetish" to her and that I cannot satisfy my girlfriend sexually when I'm getting older or that I'm feminine when I show emotions to her).

I sent them (peertube.social team) a video message (they never downloaded it) and now I got this back:

Hi,

Your ban is final, you can apologize, beg or call us snowflakes as much as you want, we will not change our decision. I will not read any more of your messages.

XXX

My email to them follows:

Dear PeerTube.social team,

I like to know which clip (of my last 2) have been found homophobic because I'm not hating any kind of genders. And I would like to address you to a series of videos where I'm stating it very clearly. If LGBTQ people cannot (especially LGT) cannot handle the truth, that their DNA will die with them, it says they are insecure about themselves and need to first familiarize with being a LGT. Sure, simply most don't care but I have a right to say my opinion about it, what it really means to be LGT (no own descendants together).

Or did you find it homophobic when I just add some fun (didn't notice me laughing?) in it by repeating what Al Bundy said his entrance door when a gay ringed the bell? Am I really not allowed to add some fun to it by quoting comedians? Did they feel butt-hurted when they watched it? This is generally a problem today, I guess, that "Political Correctness" is at least trying to establish itself as a norm. Sure we had PC before and fat/gender-shaming was also not right there but in comedy it is okay.

Sure, I'm not a comedian but still I am allowed to make some funny quotes such as those from the character Al Bundy.

If that is really a problem here, then sorry you are snowflakes and I have to move on and publish them somewhere else.

Best regards,
Roland Haeder

Sure, I respect it that they have storage limits and that it is their instance but at least hear me out! I'm not homophobic when I just don't support special rights for about 4.5-5% of whole population. It is their thing what they do in the bedroom and I said it there very clearly.

I guess people cannot accept other's opinions when it doesn't fit their agenda.

I'm for a 3rd time with a foreigner woman into a long-distant relationship. The first 2 ended both in a marriage and both ended in divorce due to interference/confluence from my parents and some friends (also one's religion caused interference). The first two were from #Philippines while the third is from #Kenya and I dated her on #OkCupid first.

There I noticed a few things. The first thing you might come across in such relationships is #trust , which is actually a key for any serious/close relationships and and second is #communication . The third one is maybe only typical for distant relationships which is patience. It might become an issue when trust is low because you simply cannot look there 24/7 what is happening there but sure the same with physical relationships, like having your love-partner next to you and when you go to work you need trust in him/her.

Patience plays a very important role with distant relationships because simply maybe of different time-zones (Germany/Philippines is 6-7 hours distant, while Kenya is 2 hours away from Germany, both in advance). So you need to wait/sleep longer until your distant partner is waking up again. But yet still you might not be able to talk to him/her.

For my Kenyan girlfriend, she lives a humble life in a village and needs to bring her smartphone to a charging station where then I have to wait for finishing loading. First it was not so easy and also because of Internet is very "broken" (disconnects very often) there. So it wasn't that easy to trust that she is not "ghosting" me, actually the network has disconnected her again due to weak connectivity.

I then found myself often wondering, why she is suddenly not replying and I become feeling worried about it. But I later learned that everything was okay and now it is no longer an issue to me.

Yet still we both have a (currently) separate life, like she needs to help her mother out with their farm while I (now) have a work that keeps me away from home for a longer time. In the evening we both find again some time together where I devote a lot time (highest priority) into chatting and talking with her over the Internet (#Linphone ). Also #Nextcloud comes very handy here because we can securely exchange pictures about many things.

So to summon up, my experiences are good into #LDR with foreigners from so-called "third-world or developing countries". Sure I need to be cautious due to gold-digging habits but so far she didn't gave me that kind of feeling and she keeps her relationship low-profile to her parents (as many questions may come, including financial) and so I keep her away from my parents as they may start interfering with our early relationship. We might trust each other but I currently have revoked #trust into my mother with my relationships as she has messed up my previous relationships with messages on #Whatsapp and #SMS to my previous wives (sent behind my back about myself in the out-dated view of my mother).

I won't repeat that mistake I made so now I talked openly to my girlfriend about the "problems" or "issues" I have with my parents (that they are complicated and #asexual and begged at me for my then-girlfriend's phone number). I cannot sleep well when I know my mother can send messages behind my back to my distant girlfriend and even when she is here. That trust to her (my mother) is currently fully revoked and may not be restored in the near future.

So that is what you have to watch out when it comes to relationships in distance: a lot trust, very good and open communication and a lot patience that he/she has a currently more important matter to attend to and that is his/her currently separated own life. And surely every outside influence may cause more trouble when you don't have built up much trust into each other! I still trust my mother generally, but not into my relationships. I want to let more time (years) pass until that will be restored. For now, I may allow a "proxified" communication between them (mother/girlfriend) so I can directly control and monitor which messages are going out and which not (to each other). Yet still I may not allow my mother directly communicating with my girlfriend so quickly again for the fear of loosing my relationship again.

Also remember to maintain some kind of distant intimacy with your love-partner like sharing pictures (again trust is needed to do that) as this gives you some kind of distant-feeling of being intimate with your partner.

My parents may have helped me financially out but that does never give them permission to influence and mix themselves into my relationship, never! And this is what you (being poor) have to make clear to your "helping" relatives as well, financial help is fine but interfering with your relationship (to your love-partner) is never fine.

According to a statistics done by German #Aerzteblatt only 51% of all German males are into giving oral sex (#Cunnilingus for straight and #Fellatio for gay/bisexual accumulated) while 56% are into receiving (#blowjob ) it. While for females it is even a little lesser, 48% are into receiving it while 45% are into giving it. As it seems, also lesbians are counted in here, but are a minor compared to straight females.

The actual graphs and tables can be found here:


So far I can tell that there is no "disgusting" or "unhealthy" thing on giving Cunnilingus (in English, licking #pussy ) simply because I have done it a lot on many different women and so far no tongue or throat #cancer has happened to me. And yes, beside that, there is no "fish shop" down there for me.

I like to ask the whole #Fediverse about this matter. Is that true with you? Disclaimer: Do not come up with some religious-nonsense or other hatred/disapproving/other nonsense here. I'm asking for a Yes or a No and if so, please more details (being passive/active).

See this figure:

$ git log | grep "Author: "|grep -i roland --count
658
$

Hypolite: 3569
Heleucht: 6145

Only to name two here in the fediverse. There are surely much more.

I cannot put that feeling down so I have to write it down here.

I have met some #vegan people some months ago and started befriending with them, including females. I also met one female who was some attractive to me. She later told us that she likes to go to the gym to work-off on a 2-day scheme which is for me quite a lot.

Then on this Wednesday I met them again and we went to a vegan restaurant called #Unterwegs here in #Krefeld. So far all went nicely. I had a talk to her again as I took her outside the restaurant and told her that we are both not fitting because (she told it us, too) I'm no #sporty guy and I don't do #hiking or #camping but surely in a healthy (non-hurting way) which she agreed with. So we remain light friends with no relationship. She also told me that she had one for 3 years and doesn't want a new one for the next year(s) which I told her is not what I look after (I'm on full scale of looking/"flirting"). I also have an account at #okcupid , please try to find me there.

Later we all had some discussion about not just vegan but also about others, like having on children. I think I brought that topic up because I have a little daughter on my own (biological daddy) and I showed some pictures to them (both girls). They later told me that they don't want own children but prefer to take adopted children instead which I cannot truly believe. They called it egoistic (?!) to have own children when you can adopt one. They asked me if I don't like children which I told them that I do but more I love my own.

We had a really (good) argue then later and she (other woman) asked me to name 5 reasons to have an own child over an adopted ...

I later explained to her the stages of being pregnant and what it means (in my view) to a pregnant woman to feel, like having a living body inside your own, feeling its heartbeat (later stage), movements (kicks against stomach must be awesome feelings!) and giving birth, feel the labor (contractions of #uterus , a very powerful muscle) , feel the turn around with head downwards and feel the body pass through the #vagina and seeing the first hairs (birth hairs) coming out and later let her boyfriend/husband cut the umbilical cord. Then (most best of it) the first initial screams (which are really required) of the newborn and late carry him/her in her arms and let him/her drink from breasts.

They still disagreed with me to have own children, even after this! Maybe they cannot image it? Well, maybe Mr. #Chaplin can explain it: "We think to much, we feel to little." Or don't you thin ... eh, feel?

So that previously long explained was in real a bit shorter, but still truthful as I experienced it (first birth ever). So why do I have written "The most beautiful way to get pregnant" in title? The simple reason is that I want to have a change of heart in people and I want to explain here my way of #seduction when it comes to #impregnation of my love partner (still none, keep all your thumbs pressed!). So as I'm a #Libra my dominant planet is #Venus which is also known to be very hot and as #ThePlanetOfLove .

So how would I do it? Sure there are a lot different approaches, starting (worst) from unwanted over unexpected (to early but wanted) to fully wanted (best) and places to get #pregnant by your boyfriend/husband (in view of the woman), like #romantic #sunset at the #beach (hide very well!), #holiday house with a romantic #fireplace but if it happens in the #kitchen while she is washing the dishes, then well ... it happened.

Well, my way is much more different here. In advance (of her very last day of #menstruation ) I would inform her best friend about my plans (she is then fully adept/privy!) as she plays a supporter role (no main role, of course ... ). On her (girlfriend) pre-last day of menstruation I would kindly ask her to visit her friend or something other creative to have her left the apartment for some time.

Then I would go to two stores: #florist and #grocery .

At the grocery I would buy tea candles, the florist would be requested to collect as many as possible red rose leafs (you can guess it by now!) and at home I would hide both somewhere. I know, women are good in finding things when they shouldn't but my goal is always worth the risk. Then comes the "magic" day when it should happen, that she becomes pregnant. At that day her best friend will "suddenly" ask her to go with her to grocery/shopping/walking or whatever is nice but has nothing to do with #pregnancy .

Meanwhile, I'm doing the "magic" at home: throw the rose leafs all over the ground (and some over furniture) so it looks really lovely. Then distribute (with good care) the tea candles and also lighten up some smell candles (just to have a nicer/romantic smell in our rooms). Then I would quickly make the already existing baby bed (I still have it!), means make it look nicely and put some leafs in as well and a small and short love-letter to her (prewritten). Next I will get undressed quickly and go to bed and wait there for her on my side (also some leafs on bed).

When she returns back, her girlfriend will tell her (before entering the apartment alone) that she should open the door carefully and slowly (so the leafs will not move). When she comes in and sees the lightened candles and leafs, I guess her heart is already melting a lot so maybe she asks "Darling, where are you?" and I would reply "In bedroom, my darling." The next then she will see is maybe the baby bed or me naked first. If not the bed, I would kindly ask her to look over there ... Having no feelings here is impossible, unless she is #lesbian or #emotionless . And I guess she would already "know" (better sense) what is going to happen next.

Next might be one of the following things, but always a really good (30 minutes minimum) #foreplay . Then maybe a really excellent #Cunnilingus or #sex or #Fellatio as the main act. But when it comes where to impregnate her then there is only one position left: she bends over the baby bed, sees it being empty and knows the baby that will sleep there in 9 months is currently being "made". So she moves maybe the right leg up (so her pussy widens and lips open). I then have to hold it so I can really good #fuck her.

Yes, you read right: fuck not "make love"! Sexual therapists keep saying it: After a good foreplay, don't make love, fuck! Simply because "making love" means "school-girl sex" and that means no/very less stimulation. How boring, huh? Yeah, go and fuck her! And that is never without #love !

Okay, I may print this and bring it next time to the vegan activism meetup ... Wish me luck in convincing them (not impregnated by me, of course!!!) to change their hearts.