Suddenly in Serie A

A Fiorentina midfielder collapsed in the middle of the game against Inter yesterday. Medical experts, as you might expect, are totally mystified and baffled as to the cause:

Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the field during his team’s Serie A match at home to Inter Milan on Sunday, with the game abandoned shortly afterward.

Bove’s teammates immediately called for medical help and both sets of players surrounded the 22-year-old while he was being treated before he was swiftly stretchered off to an ambulance near the pitch and taken to Careggi Hospital in Florence.

“Fiorentina and the Careggi University Hospital announce that the footballer Edoardo Bove … is currently under pharmacological sedation and hospitalized in intensive care,” Fiorentina said in a statement.

We don’t KNOW it’s the #vaxx… Speaking of which, I’ll be sharing my theory on the true purpose behind the vaxx on a UATV-exclusive Darkstream tonight, which I suspect some of you will find interesting.

#suddenly

Italian soccer player in medically induced coma after mid-game collapse

Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the field during his team’s Serie A match at home to Inter Milan on Sunday.

^{The Associated Press (Global News)}