BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT FINALS

#FaggotTourney FINALS VOTING THREAD

Dear CHRIST what a final we have for you this weekend! Today's match is between two very, VERY special individuals:

First, in the GAY CORNER: NAS's own, the CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL: @SiRrogueKnight ! This man has spent much of the tournament COMPLETELY silent: a very wise strategy, but not enough to keep them out of the heat! They have spent YEARS posting absolute boomer cringe on NAS, getting into arguments with everyone and then running away like a pansy - and the first thing they do when they're exposed to the wider fediverse is to do the exact same thing to a handful of people who get around pretty well! Their next early mistake of launching dox threats earned them a COVETED spot on CMD's mutelist - the fact that the broader fediverse knew anything about this man propelled him past a highly competitive field: this man knocked out both Adam Curry - a man whose shitty behavior was foundational to NAS - and CSB - who is effectively a living meme at this point! Despite being able to contain himself through the center points of the tournament, he built up a huge pile of momentum: and now he's going back through the Tournament Organizer's year old posts - much like a jilted ex - to try to dig up anything to make CMD look like more of a clown than he already looks for hosting a faggot tournament! Needless to say, he wasn't successful.

echoteecat is out here campaigning HARD for this man: SiRrogueKnight has created weekly audio EAR RAPE for all of you to "enjoy," and he'd absolutely love for you to give it a listen!

Next, in the FAG CORNER: the VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER, Dancing Dicey - @BasedLunatic ! Much unlike his opponent, Dicey has consistently put out amusing posts - most of them funny because they make him look like a complete faggot. Routinely sperging out in the voting threads, this man has properly campaigned for himself, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny! Again, unlike his opponent, Dicey had a much easier bracket to fight against - with the exception of Maija, who honestly defeated themselves. Nevertheless, he has earned his position here in the finals of the faggot tournament.

Campaigning for Dicey to win is the usual dramafag crew: Owl, Sui, and friends. They have a giant pile of screencaps for you to enjoy, so give them a look and have a laugh at this guy's expense!

Attached is but a small sampling of what you can expect in this thread - vote for the person you want to see win, and absolutely come in and enjoy the fireworks that both sides of this fight have to offer! There's a beautiful sampling of music and art lined up for all of you, so please come in, and have a nice pile of fun laughing at these two gay men with the massive gay edge!