@יש שיטענו⏰️- Translated by #DeepL :

I don't think I look that bad, and in general, I'm not that much fun to be around. I really don't have any friends. Unlike some people who just say they don't have any friends even though they have loads more than me. In fact, those people have enough friends to throw me in the trash.

Similar here. My wife says I'm handsome, I have few (only one ATM and longtime no see) friends but I can be found around, if you enjoy black humor and sarcasm.